Ahhhh, Shannon Elizabeth…heavy sigh…
(Smack to the back of the head by my lovely wife. I turn and see her eying me. The crossed arms pose tells me to keep it ‘just
the facts’.)
Shannon Elizabeth…(I pause from my typing as from the corner
of my eye I can see the wife’s weight shift forward) looks just as beautiful
now as 10 years ago.
She had a very nice selection of photos and magazines to choose
from. The one I chose was less risqué than others. (The wife’s weights shift
away from me…)
Since she is an accomplished poker player I tried to impress
her with poker talk. I assumed everyone else would chat about animals or her
looks. She mentioned she rarely had time
to play poker when traveling. I have a feeling
she thought I was inviting her to a home game. So I left with my photo and a failed smile on
my face.
(The wife nods satisfactorily and then leave the room.)
AH
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