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Thursday, June 9, 2011

#SDCC letter of the day Q for Quiz

Quiz time. Apologizes to George Lucas.

What is SDCC? 
It’s an energy field created by all living things.  It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Where is SDCC?
Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

How big is SDCC?
That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

SDCC is too big!
Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.

How long has SDCC been running?
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmmm?

Isn’t SDCC magically?
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

SDCC is a way life isn't it?
Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the swag. (ED)

There are lots of hot fan girls, right?
I don't know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me-

Weren’t you lucky to get tickets to SDCC?
In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

With so much going on, should I try to pull all-nighters at SDCC?
What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it?  …ain't my idea of courage. It's more like... suicide.

Maybe I’ll try to go next year to SDCC…
Do or do not...there is no try

But what are the odds or getting tickets?
Never tell me the odds.

But there are these hassles...
Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?

With all of the chaos, how do I keep an even keel at SDCC?
Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware: Anger, fear, aggression. The Dark Side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

What happens on Sunday at 5PM?
Let's blow this thing and go home!



  1. Troy and Daniel,
    Thanks for reading and the comments.
    Hopefully, I'll be seeing you both soon.

  2. Those are great!! Definitely had me laughing!


  3. GG - Star Wars is so good, I can butcher it and still made it amusing.